Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 3

GiGi Eating Spinach off the floor

CLICK LINKS… For Parts ONE & TWO  As mentioned in part two… When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls. This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables. No that’s an understatement… I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES… I would rather eat roasted [Read On!]

Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 1

GiGi drinking Skinny Girl Cocktails

Let me paint a little picture for all of you… But bear with me… I am no Vincent Van Gogh. Close your eyes and envision a girl… Laying on the cold, tiled bathroom floor… Gripping her knees and constantly thrashing about like a fish out of water… Sobbing and yelping like a dying Hyena. As she rolls in an out of consciousness the only thoughts that go through her mind are: “If this is what it feels like to give [Read On!]

2014 Looks Pretty Sexy

GiGi Dubois discusses probiotics and acts like a dinosaur

Oh hey 2014, you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutions and your healthy eating pacts. What do you think? Are you attracted to his (or her… whatever you find to be more attractive) stunningly chiseled features? While I could write a post about resolutions, (don’t grocery shop hungry, get at least 45 minutes of exercise a day, hug someone – yes, even that creepy stalker like person on the street corner deserves a hug – every [Read On!]

Jennifer Aniston: The Secret To Her Body… And Mind?

Twisting Chair

If you don’t think Jennifer Aniston has a SLAMMIN’ bod, then you can just stop reading right now. While it’s definitely up for debate as to whether or not the actress is… actually good at acting, there is absolutely no debate about her killer 40-something figure. As you know from watching the FIRST episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities (click to watch), Jen has been on multiple diets, including the infamous baby food diet, where she had to suck down “14 mini [Read On!]