YOU TOTALLY WANT THIS STUFF… Don’t Lie! A Bizarrely Awesome Gift Guide!

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When you cross out the ST from the word STUFF… You are left with the letters: UFF. And UFF is the noise I make when I feel like I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF. UFF. I mean… Is… THIS… EXTREMELY NECESSARY… UFF. OR… This? UFF. What about… These? UFF. I may, however, be a rare breed because TYPICALLY people will take the word STUFF… Cross out the U-F-F, move the T before the S and add PRSEN to it. PRESENTS. Because who [Read On!]

WTF DO YOU WANT?!

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But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA OF AN IDEA as to what to get your significant other, family member or even just your friend (yes, this is even worse than having explosive diarrhea for 10 straight days…)… As a gift. I mean… After all, these are the people you’re suppose to know more than anyone else… Right? Well shit. If they’re CLAIMING they [Read On!]