Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!

GiGi Models Lorna Jane!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream [Read On!]

Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving


IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!)  MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR!  Okay, okay, I must calm down.  NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!! What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkey… Cranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you? Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how [Read On!]