Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Turkey, Butternut Squash and Kale Bites

Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]

Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Yay for healthy creamsicles!

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two… They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]

In-N-Out of My Kitchen

In-N-Out Burger Secret Menu, Healthy Animal Style Burger with Grass Fed beef

I have to say, for a dirty mind like mine… As I have established in the past… In-N-Out is probably my favorite fast food restaurant name because it serves as a “playground” for my naughty (and VIVID) imagination! Unfortunately, while In-N-Out boasts being a “healthier” fast food chain (and has my brain swinging on monkey bars), this joint acts more like the bully near the seesaw for your health (albeit healthier than say… Taco Bell’s XXL Stuft Burrito). Because of [Read On!]

The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

Pumped Up Pumpkin Spice Smoothie

OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel? Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler” while parked on your couch…  Unwrapped… The Next Food Network Star… I could ditch Ryan Gosling for these shows…………….? There is one show in particular that I have always been quite fond of… Mostly because of the hysterical and intense facial expressions within the first five minutes. Common, you have to admit the CHAIRMAN is RIDICULOUS. He’s [Read On!]

Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Frozen Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks. Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is… I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles. I would probably marry Splinter… Because I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies… OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute? Bananas also remind me of high school sex [Read On!]

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

GiGi making a fish face with boobs

If we truly were what we ate… I would be a… Sabhambassagi Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH. Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!  ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty… A sizzling fish company sent Santa Claus to my house (YES – IN [Read On!]

What The Fudge?

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram. I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!! However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me [Read On!]

Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

Chocolate-Mint-Honey-Cinnamon-Pop-Tarts

TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video? I bet you didn’t because people truly [Read On!]

Cool as a Cucumber

Tara and GiGi, Book To Plate

What did the cucumber say to the pesto, bell pepper and avocado? Hang out with me because I’m not a pest, peppery or the pits. I’m just cool. Uhhh….. That was probably the worst “joke” on the face of the planet. Good thing I am not a stand up comedian… Oh wait… Hallmark would never hire me to write their clever greeting cards… The “joke” above also probably makes no sense because I haven’t even told you what today’s video is about! Well [Read On!]

This is an Emergen-C!

GiGi Dubois hold Emergen-C

I am participating in a sponsored campaign hosted by Emergen-C®. I received compensation for this post. While all opinions stated are my own, I make no claims about Emergen-C as a product or its effectiveness. ________________________________________ There are a lot of events in our lives that can be categorized as “emergencies”… Trying to pass up “meteor rocks” as hamburgers at your summer BBQ… Emergency! Realizing when you FINALLY reach the front of the line at the DMV, that you forgot [Read On!]