HOT DOG! These Are Good!

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The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

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A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home

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This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know… Dory. Now stop giving your computer screen that “I don’t know WTF GiGi is talking about ONCE AGAIN“ look… You know, the bug-eyed, blue and yellow tang fish that has short term memory. The little, happy-go-lucky paracanthurus hepatus that’s voiced by Ellen Degeneres. Ringing any bells now? Well… If those hints don’t turn on the [Read On!]

Beast Mode: The Literal Meaning

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BLUE WHALES… PYGMY SHREWS… STAR-NOSED MOLES and… HUMMINGBIRDS… Yep. All of these animals are my appetite’s doppelganger. Blue Whales devour roughly 1.5 million calories a day. Pygmy Shrews need to eat every hour or else THEY WILL DIE. Star-Nosed Moles find and swallow their sustenance in less than a quarter of a second. And Hummingbirds eat twice their weight in grub. Now don’t I just sound (and look) like a circus freak. It’s actually kind of shocking to me that no one [Read On!]

Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the creation is engineered and sculpted to the highest degree of perfection. I have a SLIGHT feeling Leonardo would have said: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication… If he had the chance to gaze upon the masterpiece. And Donatello might have actually wanted to hire me (or Vianessa, who helped me in the kitchen this week) as one of [Read On!]

Crushing On A Cuisine

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I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

I Was Poisoning Myself…

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Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again… And gentlemen… DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP! Or do you? Well while you may certainly want to CONSIDER doing those things (but hey, do what you want!)… What really comes to mind when I think “springtime” is: Spring cleaning. It’s time [Read On!]

Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

Nom On Food Porn

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I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35 years old) don’t need to be broadcast over the Internets. And the details of Sally’s insanely botched boob job or the fact that she’s sleeping with her boss who happens to be 15 years younger than her, really don’t need to travel through the web either… Oh. Wait…. WHOOPS. Welp… Since I am already airing out [Read On!]

We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!

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What if I told you that the Food Pervert and I went to a star-studded Hollywood event the other night… Where we chatted with the swoon-worthy Kate Hudson… Who was wearing a salmon-colored, glute-highlighting dress (oh you want to know the brand? Yeah, F that… You came to the WRONG website if you want to know about fashion…), accented with emerald green drop earrings and bright yellow pumps. <—  Just had to emphasize this fashion statement…  Sure, this sounds like a mishmash [Read On!]

You’ll Flip Over These Sweet Pancake Recipes!

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I ran into an “arch nemesis”* I’ve had, since I was running around in Huggies, the other day at the grocery store. Literally… Ran into. I caused a bit of a scene, actually. A few tomatoes sadly met their demise.  Clearly I am as suave as a bat. Anywho… This “enemy” of mine, with a rather interesting orangy-brown tan, I might add, just stared at me, with what seemed like an almost terrified expression… As if I might attack. My facial expressions [Read On!]