Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the creation is engineered and sculpted to the highest degree of perfection. I have a SLIGHT feeling Leonardo would have said: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication… If he had the chance to gaze upon the masterpiece. And Donatello might have actually wanted to hire me (or Vianessa, who helped me in the kitchen this week) as one of [Read On!]

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Crushing On A Cuisine

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I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

I Was Poisoning Myself…

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Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again… And gentlemen… DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP! Or do you? Well while you may certainly want to CONSIDER doing those things (but hey, do what you want!)… What really comes to mind when I think “springtime” is: Spring cleaning. It’s time [Read On!]

Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

Nom On Food Porn

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I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35 years old) don’t need to be broadcast over the Internets. And the details of Sally’s insanely botched boob job or the fact that she’s sleeping with her boss who happens to be 15 years younger than her, really don’t need to travel through the web either… Oh. Wait…. WHOOPS. Welp… Since I am already airing out [Read On!]

We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!

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What if I told you that the Food Pervert and I went to a star-studded Hollywood event the other night… Where we chatted with the swoon-worthy Kate Hudson… Who was wearing a salmon-colored, glute-highlighting dress (oh you want to know the brand? Yeah, F that… You came to the WRONG website if you want to know about fashion…), accented with emerald green drop earrings and bright yellow pumps. <—  Just had to emphasize this fashion statement…  Sure, this sounds like a mishmash [Read On!]

You’ll Flip Over These Sweet Pancake Recipes!

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I ran into an “arch nemesis”* I’ve had, since I was running around in Huggies, the other day at the grocery store. Literally… Ran into. I caused a bit of a scene, actually. A few tomatoes sadly met their demise.  Clearly I am as suave as a bat. Anywho… This “enemy” of mine, with a rather interesting orangy-brown tan, I might add, just stared at me, with what seemed like an almost terrified expression… As if I might attack. My facial expressions [Read On!]

Avocados Get Brownie Points

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Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this point, thinking about… Well… YOU KNOW… I am going to try my best to bring it on back! Did that help? Eh, you’re probably now [Read On!]

Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks

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There is no doubt in my mind that when you wander through the aisles of your local grocery store… You wonder if… You’ll see a completely HAMMERED Tony the Tiger juggling bananas while jumping on a trampoline. Oh wait… Just me? But in all “seriousness”… You probably ponder… Whether or not that bag of eye-catching chocolate covered “skinny” popcorn is actually tasty… If you should risk it and buy that fruit and grain no-mess snack for the moments when you’re stuck in traffic [Read On!]

Making Meatzas With Molly Sims

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So you think supermodels don’t eat. HOWEVER…  That FORK is WORKING IT into Kate Moss‘s mouth! Tyra Banks is MAKING LOVE to the Twinkie… Alessandra Ambrosio is “tearing the sheet” out of those fries and steak! The Food Pervert and I… Auditioning for the next Carl’s Jr ad? Clearly… Supermodels eat. Wait… You didn’t know Pervy and I are supermodels? Were you born yesterday?  Tee He He. Welp… I guess if you were… Then I am going to have to introduce you [Read On!]