Getting Stuffed With Brad Gouthro

Paleo Stuffed Bell Pepper

Today… I DID NOT cook up a stud muffin… Instead… I called one in for delivery… Sorry Digiorno! And… THIS flavor of STUD MUFFIN arrived at my door! The Brad Gouthro flavor! Also included in my order, other than the muffin of course: 200 paleo friendly recipes Ground grass-fed beef Tomato paste Circus tricks And… Huge biceps  Lets just say I tipped EXTRA for this scrumptious delivery. When Brad came over though, he told me that I could not “eat” this muffin until…. I [Read On!]

Eggactly What You’re Looking For: Egg Salads

GiGi and Tara pose with egg salad

Would you like to know something egg-strodinary? What I am about to tell you might make you egg-splode. The Food Pervert (Tara) and I are bringing you two egg-samples of Egg Salad recipes that will egg-spand your palette. Oh I am sorry, do you now have the urge to yolk me because of all my egg-cellent egg puns? I promise you won’t want to kick me in my “invisible eggs” once you try a bite or five of Pervy and my egg [Read On!]

Notsa Carbonara

dairy-free-pasta-carbonara

Have you ever been caught in a treacherous F-5 tornado filled with hail the size of pick-up trucks, hungry great white sharks, sharp machetes, an angry and drunk Chris Brown and the father of all monsters in Greek Mythology: Typhon? Well if you can believe it, my parents had to endure such harsh conditions on a near daily basis until I was about 14 years old, when they “slayed the beast” or in other words: sent me to boarding school. These [Read On!]

Food Babe? More Like Food Bitch

About The Food Babe

Hey babe, you know what’s really uncool? When you completely BLOW ME OFF because you’re “too busy”… No, no, no, I am not complaining about my “secret Valentine“… I’m actually complaining about another “babe” that most of you may actually know of… THE FOOD BABE. Are you ready for a bit of a rant? You may want to grab some energy-boosting chia seeds… Scratch that, you’ll probably need the fuel of a Thanksgiving FEAST to power through with me. So [Read On!]

Protein-Packed Crunchy Love Bites

Healthy Chocolate Truffles with Hemp Seeds, No Bake, Manitoba Harvest

You know that one day of the year (that happened to have just past) where everyone showers their loved ones with flowers, candies and chocolate hot sauce in bed other gifts (ahem, how many of you got engaged and/or married on this day?)? Well I don’t get why showing your love for others is dedicated to only one single day of the year… Shouldn’t you be experimenting in the bedroom on the daily? You see, my Valentine’s Day wasn’t all that different from any [Read On!]

You Deserve Applause!

Horse Yoga

I would like to give all of you a round of applause! (Or I guess here… TWO Thumbs Up!) Why exactly? Well because… Some of you wake up at 4 am, run five to ten miles, cook up a protein pancake feast for you (and your family of six? ten? 15? Just you?), send everyone off with a healthy packed lunch (Suck it Subway!) and then you yourself trot on over to work in a sexy polished suit (or if you’re lucky, [Read On!]

Lil Wayne’s Sundae Breakfast, Wink, Wink!

Paleo Coconut Flour Dark Chocolate Chip Waffles

I ran into Lil Wayne the other day when I wandered into Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles in Hollywood… Don’t ask why I was there… I Literally RAN INTO him though… I knocked the “Obama Special” out of his hands like we were on a basketball court with 2 seconds left on the clock. As I tried to wipe the greasy chicken batter and sticky maple syrup off his brand new $120 plain white T-shirt “designed by” Kanye West… He just stared [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

I Found My Doppelganger

GiGi poses with Caffeinated Club

Way back when, people used to mistaken me for one of the Olsen twins (true story). Now a days, people think I look a tad bit like Gwyneth Paltrow and/or Kelly Ripa. And oddly enough, I have heard countless times, that I look identical to Amy Smart, when you turn her head upside down and cover her eyes…? Well, while I have been chased down for autographs on more than a few occasions (apparently I am more Ashley than Mary-Kate), I [Read On!]

Maria Menounos, Thank You!

Maria Menounos Eggplant Casserole, Every Girl's Guide to Diet & Fitness

We should all really be thankful every single day of our lives… However Thanksgiving week tends to bring out the thankfulness in even the deadliest of hippos… That being said… I just want to take a minute to appreciate a few things* I feel as though I have been taking for granted lately…. So thank you… EGGPLANT for… Being a silky smooth “operator” and taking a page from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger’s book and morphing into lasagna noodles for all those paleo, gluten-free, [Read On!]