Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!

chicken smoothie

I’d be lying if I told all of you that… I AM SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA in social situations… Or just in general. And we all know that I would NEVER lie to any of you (in fact, I am a little TOO blunt at times)… So truthfully, I am about as smooth as the surface of the moon… When it comes to… Um, yeah, dealing with this thing called life. People who have met me, seen my YouTube videos, follow [Read On!]

Fon-Doing With PlantFusion

Plant-Fusion-Fondue-Sauces

“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really, do tell me: “how are you fon-doing?!” With strawberries? Waffles? Marshmallows? Bacon? …? While all of those ideas sounds utterly mouthwatering… In order to keep this blog rated PG (for the most part at least)… How about I offer you something else to use as a chocolate fondue sauce vehicle… That is a little less “naughty” [Read On!]

Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Yay for healthy creamsicles!

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two… They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]

What The Fudge?

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram. I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!! However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me [Read On!]

Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

Chocolate-Mint-Honey-Cinnamon-Pop-Tarts

TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video? I bet you didn’t because people truly [Read On!]

This One Takes The Cake

Blake Lively eating a cupcake from Sprinkles

Sprinkles! (What she’s thinking: Welp… Guess I am going to need to run an extra hour on treadmill tomorrow…) Crumbs! (What she’s thinking: F&#@ Pilates… I am going to exercise my arteries right now!!) These two outrageously popular celebrity-infested “mini heart attacks in cupcake liners” shops ain’t got NOTHING on… The GiGi Eats Headquarters! Why exactly? Well because THE PINK HAIRED CHEF is in the KITCHEN today… And she is helping me BAKE (holy crap – since when do I [Read On!]

Worth The Brain Freeze

GiGi Eating Peas

Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop.  Now if Uma noshed all day long on Wink Frozen Desserts, I would be giving her a high-five for her efforts because Wink Frozen Desserts are the polar opposite of Ben and Jerry’s, Haagen-Dazs and all those other sugary pints of cream… What exactly is Wink Frozen Desserts? Check out [Read On!]

So Hungry You Could Eat A…

Down Bed Comforter

Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not alone if you too envision a fluffy cinnamon roll as you stare at your bed comforter when you’re “starving”.              =             Imagine napping on a pile of cinnamon rolls? The problem is, is that people do not plan ahead. By [Read On!]

Pork Chops in Bikinis

GiGi Dubois

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in Bikinis!Bound to be a bigger hit than all those Twilight Movies! Just kidding! But what all these celebrities do have in common, is that they all swear (or at one point did) by the Atkin’s Diet. Hot damn, eat fatty sausages never looked sexier. Find out MORE in episode six of [Read On!]