Rethinking That Wiener

Pigs In A Blanket Revamped

I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing you would think (or at least I would)… I wonder how many ‘EAT ME‘ signs were stuck on his back in grade school? And I wonder if people STILL do it…” Mmmm… Smoky, fatty, crusty cocktail weenies, with a little ketchup, but of course. Sure, the name is rather unfortunate, and sort of reminds me [Read On!]

T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer

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Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts sticking out of your grocery bag like samurai swords… I just wanted to let you know that it looks like you may have sat on one of your bags filled with cranberries because your butt is a slightly purplish red hue. Well now that you have [Read On!]

Eggactly What You’re Looking For: Egg Salads

GiGi and Tara pose with egg salad

Would you like to know something egg-strodinary? What I am about to tell you might make you egg-splode. The Food Pervert (Tara) and I are bringing you two egg-samples of Egg Salad recipes that will egg-spand your palette. Oh I am sorry, do you now have the urge to yolk me because of all my egg-cellent egg puns? I promise you won’t want to kick me in my “invisible eggs” once you try a bite or five of Pervy and my egg [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!

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This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]

A Thanksgiving Tale

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Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping. “Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned. “I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands. Panicked due to the fact that the [Read On!]