Getting Rid Of Leftovers Is Cake!

Leftovers-Pancakes

If you’re currently playing TETRIS with the leftovers you’ve acquired from your holiday feasts… Only to LOSE THE GAME… When you realize a few minutes later that the refrigerator door has popped open… Much like the button on your pants after you eat one too many servings of that marshmallow rubbed turkey, sweet potato and pomegranate casserole…. Then you’re going to most likely come knocking on my door and kiss my feet when I reveal my latest recipe to you. If [Read On!]

WTF DO YOU WANT?!

GiGi-Eats-Holiday-Gift-Guide

But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA OF AN IDEA as to what to get your significant other, family member or even just your friend (yes, this is even worse than having explosive diarrhea for 10 straight days…)… As a gift. I mean… After all, these are the people you’re suppose to know more than anyone else… Right? Well shit. If they’re CLAIMING they [Read On!]

Stuff Everything But The Kitchen Sink, In Your Mouth

Vegan-Stuffed-Acorn-Squash

GiGi Eats Celebrities has opened the door to a Narnia-like domain for myself (and perhaps all of you as well, when you stop by). I have conducted much sorcery in this sphere of mine… I mean, have you seen… This pie that will make you cream… Or these HEALTHY Oreos… What about these MEAT BAGELS? In my dimension, I’ve accomplished… Just to name a few… Co-piloting a commercial flight alongside Denzel Washington… Throwing jabs at Kevin James in an MMA fight… [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

How To Find Love On The Streets Of Los Angeles

Ryland Adams and GiGi Dubois looking for love in Hollywood

People typically move to Los Angeles for one of two things (or perhaps both?)… Thing # 1: To be “discovered” by a big named casting director as he or she pulverize a thick and greasy double cheeseburger with his/her teeth at Dave & Busters, while tossing balls at Down The Clown in order to win the “super bonus”. Thing # 2: To find [insert hot male/female celebrity name here], kidnap him/her, lock him/her in their barred-up, dimly-lit basement studio apartment nestled between [Read On!]

Serving Up Flex Tacos and Key Lime Pie Man-garitas

GiGi Whitney Eating Fish Tacos

While other establishments typically close up shop for the holidays, The Dude Food Kitchen… Is OPEN FOR BUSINESS and throwing festive food in your mouth! However… With a holiday like Cinco De Mayo… Whitney and I cannot guarantee we will be 100% sober… We can say for sure though, that the grub we’re dishing up is so easy a caveman can do it, and so delicious, even Gordon Ramsey would be banging down our door for seconds! Or maybe that’s [Read On!]

Saint Patrick’s Day: Rolling Up a Specialty

Beef wrapped in cabbage

 I’m Tater McMuffin. Without GiGi knowing, I hacked onto her blog because I wanted to introduce the latest DUDE FOOD video all by my… wee little self. After all, I am a dude, albeit, short, but a dude nonetheless, and I love what she and Whitney cooked up this go-round. They certainly had a whale of a time in the kitchen too, I might add! So what on earth did they two lassies cócaireacht (excuse me, cook)? Well, after they [Read On!]

Victoria Beckham Needs This Natural Prozac!

GiGi is one sad elf now that the holiday season is over

You would think Victoria Beckham would be as happy as a clam; I mean have you SEEN her husband? Well I am full! Alas, she always looks like someone just ran over her pet kitten. Again… Wouldn’t she be happy about that? OKAY: MIND… IN… GUTTER! Excuse my immaturity! I certainly hope all of you don’t look extremely glum these days like Posh. I know it might be hard now that the cookie binge-fest holiday season is officially over! Before [Read On!]

Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!

GiGi Models Lorna Jane!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream [Read On!]

A Thanksgiving Tale

Turkey-Twerk-5

Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping. “Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned. “I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands. Panicked due to the fact that the [Read On!]

We’re Getting Chili!

GiGi-Whitney-Pumpkin-Chili-1

Brrr! It’s cold outside… But man, it’s hot in here! Wait, where exactly? The Dude Food Cafe, of course! WELCOME! Today Whitney and I are dishing up something festively in season, heart-hugging and downright cozy! Grab your DUDELY SLIPPERS! Turkey and White Bean Pumpkin Chili! You know you’re intrigued by this #strangebutgood mishmash of NOURISHMENT, so why not check out the latest episode of DUDE FOOD! (Of course the ladies will love this dish too!) So here is what you [Read On!]