“Meat” Your Valentine!

Moussaka Paleo

You know that song by Celine Dion that goes a little something like… Every night in my dreams… I see you. I feel you.  Yeah, well… If I were the one who wrote this tune… It wouldn’t have been about a person. It would have been about FOOD.  I mean… The lyrics: Love can touch us one time. And last for a lifetime. And never let go till we’re one. Perfectly describes my relationship with salmon. Love is salmon… And when [Read On!]

Check Out My Baskets!

WHAT I EAT Everyday!

As you may be aware at this point… There is a lot of “clowning around” that goes on here. Puns. Quips. Tomfoolery. And but of course… Innuendos. The same could be said about the show Baskets, a TV show in its second season on FX (as of January 19th), that follows the life of a want-to-be French clown, Chip Baskets, played by Zach Galifianakis, who winds up moving back to California (to live with his insanely dysfunctional family) after he [Read On!]

A Souped-Up Comparison

Pumpkin Soup Collage

You know what? Pumpkin, the orange gourd that’s WILDLY popular in the fall and winter months as I know you’re familiar with, could most certainly be compared to the Toy Story movie franchise. Hear me out… Now you can’t deny the fact that anticipation for a new Toy Story movie is always there (common 2019!)… Which pretty much mirrors the excitement for pumpkin season that tends to always linger in our minds all the time. Then when there are roughly [Read On!]

DON’T FORGET TO DO THIS…

chicken-or-fish

Over the course of the past several months, I feel as though I have actually turned into what I eat… A SALMON! That’s because I have been traveling just as much as a salmon does… in order to reach new feeding grounds? (I guess that comparison does actually work… Because I mean, FOOD is what I do!) It all started… Way back in September when I embarked on a culinary journey through Greece and Italy with my main foodie squeeze, The Food [Read On!]

Getting My Burger On With Tom Bergeron

tom-bergeron-burger

As much as you may not want to admit it… You’ve totally thought about what competition reality show you’d CRUSH like GODZILLA! You can’t say you’ve never filled out an on-line application… Only to delete it because you snapped out of your momentary lapse in insanity… To: Gain a BIG BROTHER… Prance around NAKED AND AFRAID… Jump into a SHARK TANK… Get CHOPPED… Or even stick your fist in your mouth for THE BACHELOR. Oh, so you still don’t want to tell [Read On!]

He’s ALL That, Shrimp Scampi With Freddie Prinze Jr.

freddie-prinze-jr-shrimp-scampi

I’ve told you this before and I know you’ve seen it first hand in my videos, but I am going to reiterate it once again… My mind wanders off ALL… THE… TIME… It loves to just stroll away like an angry toddler from his/her parents. Thankfully no amber alerts ever need to be called for my brain, cause I have purchased a leash for it.  A few examples of my brain acting like a bit of a vagabond, though… When I [Read On!]

I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

Best Home Cook GiGi Dubois

Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

It’s Time For A Do Over

Paleo Buffalo Wings Legs

I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event in your life… For instance… Do any of these situations ring a bell: “Why the heck did I think it would be a GOOD idea to agree to watch my neighbor’s four-year-old sextuplets while she’s on a week-long cruise through the Mediterranean… The day after I get my infected MUST COME OUT NOW wisdom teeth [Read On!]

Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

Paleo Turkey Stuffed Avocados

Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE!  I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need, and mark down which aisle each item is in, so you can get in and get out faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 M dash? [Read On!]

This ICE Is Nuts

COCONUT LIME POPSICLES

A lot of people think I am kind of nuts. My rebuttal to this claim is typically: If the saying, you are what you eat, holds true… Then I am 100% NOT nuts… Because I cannot eat them!  However… Some might consider coconut to be a nut (NEWSFLASH: it’s a fruit), and as you all may very well know at this point, coconut byproducts are my go-to staples for pretty much all of my recipes (although I have yet to make [Read On!]

Reeling In The Truth: Can You Poach Fish In The Dishwasher?

FOOD Myth vs. Reality

Sureeeee… You may be OBSESSED with your spiralizer, your crockpot or even just your trusty toaster oven… But hopefully, most of you have come to the realization that THE DISHWASHER is hands down the greatest kitchen gadget to ever take up space in your kitchen. Sorry ice cream maker… Feel free to go sulk in the pantry. But common, you know, without this Sanitation Enchantress, you might not live to see the pile of dishes that rivals the height of K2, [Read On!]