Getting My Burger On With Tom Bergeron

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As much as you may not want to admit it… You’ve totally thought about what competition reality show you’d CRUSH like GODZILLA! You can’t say you’ve never filled out an on-line application… Only to delete it because you snapped out of your momentary lapse in insanity… To: Gain a BIG BROTHER… Prance around NAKED AND AFRAID… Jump into a SHARK TANK… Get CHOPPED… Or even stick your fist in your mouth for THE BACHELOR. Oh, so you still don’t want to tell [Read On!]

He’s ALL That, Shrimp Scampi With Freddie Prinze Jr.

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I’ve told you this before and I know you’ve seen it first hand in my videos, but I am going to reiterate it once again… My mind wanders off ALL… THE… TIME… It loves to just stroll away like an angry toddler from his/her parents. Thankfully no amber alerts ever need to be called for my brain, cause I have purchased a leash for it.  A few examples of my brain acting like a bit of a vagabond, though… When I [Read On!]

I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

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Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

It’s Time For A Do Over

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I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event in your life… For instance… Do any of these situations ring a bell: “Why the heck did I think it would be a GOOD idea to agree to watch my neighbor’s four-year-old sextuplets while she’s on a week-long cruise through the Mediterranean… The day after I get my infected MUST COME OUT NOW wisdom teeth [Read On!]

Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

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Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE!  I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need, and mark down which aisle each item is in, so you can get in and get out faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 M dash? [Read On!]

This ICE Is Nuts

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A lot of people think I am kind of nuts. My rebuttal to this claim is typically: If the saying, you are what you eat, holds true… Then I am 100% NOT nuts… Because I cannot eat them!  However… Some might consider coconut to be a nut (NEWSFLASH: it’s a fruit), and as you all may very well know at this point, coconut byproducts are my go-to staples for pretty much all of my recipes (although I have yet to make [Read On!]

Reeling In The Truth: Can You Poach Fish In The Dishwasher?

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Sureeeee… You may be OBSESSED with your spiralizer, your crockpot or even just your trusty toaster oven… But hopefully, most of you have come to the realization that THE DISHWASHER is hands down the greatest kitchen gadget to ever take up space in your kitchen. Sorry ice cream maker… Feel free to go sulk in the pantry. But common, you know, without this Sanitation Enchantress, you might not live to see the pile of dishes that rivals the height of K2, [Read On!]

A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home

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This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know… Dory. Now stop giving your computer screen that “I don’t know WTF GiGi is talking about ONCE AGAIN“ look… You know, the bug-eyed, blue and yellow tang fish that has short term memory. The little, happy-go-lucky paracanthurus hepatus that’s voiced by Ellen Degeneres. Ringing any bells now? Well… If those hints don’t turn on the [Read On!]

Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the creation is engineered and sculpted to the highest degree of perfection. I have a SLIGHT feeling Leonardo would have said: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication… If he had the chance to gaze upon the masterpiece. And Donatello might have actually wanted to hire me (or Vianessa, who helped me in the kitchen this week) as one of [Read On!]

Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]