I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

Best Home Cook GiGi Dubois

Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

Avocados Get Brownie Points

Bitchin Brownie Blondie Hybrid

Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this point, thinking about… Well… YOU KNOW… I am going to try my best to bring it on back! Did that help? Eh, you’re probably now [Read On!]

Charged Up For Another Year!

Birthday cake coconut ice cream

I like to consider myself a very giving person… However… Don’t mistaken GIVING for SHARING… Because a sharer… I am not. Especially… When it comes to… SALMON SKIN HANDROLLS!! Or really, any food on MY plate for that matter. Now if I give YOU food, by all means, shove your head right into it… Forks and knives? Those are for wimps! But again… Don’t you even THINK about diving head-first into my plate (or even look at me like you want to try [Read On!]

2014 Looks Pretty Sexy

GiGi Dubois discusses probiotics and acts like a dinosaur

Oh hey 2014, you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutions and your healthy eating pacts. What do you think? Are you attracted to his (or her… whatever you find to be more attractive) stunningly chiseled features? While I could write a post about resolutions, (don’t grocery shop hungry, get at least 45 minutes of exercise a day, hug someone – yes, even that creepy stalker like person on the street corner deserves a hug – every [Read On!]

Celebrity Calorie Conundrum Game Show

Katherine Heigl eats a Ho-Ho

HELLO… WELCOME TO CELEBRITY CALORIE CONUNDRUM… I’m your host… GiGi Eats Celebrities! BY COMING TO GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES DOT COM… THAT MAKES YOU TODAY’S CONTESTANT! HOW DOES THE GAME WORK… YOU MIGHT ASK? Well below there will be a series of three photos all of well-known celebrities, shoving globs on trans fatty acids in their traps. It’s your goal to figure out how many calories they’re wolfing down! If you guess ALL THREE correct (or within 50 calories +/-) you [Read On!]

Worth The Brain Freeze

GiGi Eating Peas

Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop.  Now if Uma noshed all day long on Wink Frozen Desserts, I would be giving her a high-five for her efforts because Wink Frozen Desserts are the polar opposite of Ben and Jerry’s, Haagen-Dazs and all those other sugary pints of cream… What exactly is Wink Frozen Desserts? Check out [Read On!]

Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!


Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you!  Do the chicken dance! Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat The definition of deep throating Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat Pizza face Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat Lickity… Splat Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams [Read On!]

Uma Loves A Threesome


Who would have thought Uma Thurman to be of the kinky sort. Poison Ivy… what a hot porn star name.  There are only two men she will get frisky with at the same time though.  Ben & Jerry! You know you’re curious, don’t lie! Check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities and figure out just how sticky this situation truly is!  Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Take a gander [Read On!]

Calorie-Free Dessert

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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Okay, okay, keep your pants on. What I am about to let you in on is not 100% calorie free, but it’s pretty darn close!  How would you like to wolf down that glistening slab of pecan pie that’s been serenading you for the past half hour?  Or would you rather share your candle-lit bubble bath with a pint of Baskin Robbins‘ finest? Well start filling the tub because you’re in luck! Sort of… Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or [Read On!]

Come On Down To The BBQ


Celebrities… they’re just like us! They like to… Shovel mashed potatoes and chicken burgers into their traps. Mashed Potato Calories (1 cup): 200 Chicken Burger Calories: 325 (includes bun, tomato & lettuce) Risk dripping relish, ketchup and mustard all over themselves as they lick condiments off their hot dogs before actually eating the dog (hey, if I were once a vegetarian, I’d savor the taste of my sausage too). Hot Dog (Beef) Calories: 220 (includes bun) Nibble on the rind [Read On!]