(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca

Faux-Pasta-Puttanesca

My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time…  So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new ZOOlander movie. See what I did there?  During the movie, there were MANY O’ fishy faces made… Just another similarity to my kitchen, perhaps?  Along with TONS of visual stimulation, including… The ludicrous fashion statements Mugatu and Alexanya Atoz’s make out session Penelope Cruz’s… High beams?  The death of Justin Bieber Zoolander‘s son’s hair And the fact that…   THIS [Read On!]

Recipe Redux: Lets Go Skinny Dipping!

Eggplant, Artichoke and Coriander Dip

I recently got in trouble with the law… Now while my parents aren’t exactly PROUD of me for this… I think I might actually hang my mug shot on the wall… As you can see by my booking photo, I was caught skinny dipping…  But Justin Bieber made me do it!! Ugh, the peer pressure of Hollywood… I cannot believe he and I could get in trouble for going nude, but… Nicki Minaji can get away with wearing this monstrosity. Is [Read On!]

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes

Justin Bieber

Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer! Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini. Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight?  You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you! Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I [Read On!]

Well That’s Fishy

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Everyone associates October with… A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY! OR B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later [Read On!]

The Silver Shaft of Sexiness

The silver shaft of who now…? Exactly. If you would like to demystify yourself about one of “celeb-ville’s” rather provocative fitness trends, why don’t you just click play below! I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. Martha Stewart is one sexy broad. Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Take a gander of what I really think the ideal diet and exercise plan is. Follow GiGi Eats Celebrities on Twitter! Like [Read On!]

Victoria’s Other Secret

Exercising sometimes feels worse than… Getting a root canal Being trampled by 3 herds of rhinoceros  Smacking your head on pavement Getting dragged to a Justin Bieber concert Lindsey Lohan does after one of her ridiculous benders Child birth But these celebrity personal trainers may (or may not) be able to motivate you to get off your caboose and… let loose in the gym! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and [Read On!]

White Candy Only

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“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies.” “I’m pretty sure Chiclets have been discontinued. And peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies? Those don’t exist…” “Excuse me. Didn’t your resume say you were a magician? You will conjure up some pink Chiclets. And as for the Twinkies, call up the Hostess plant and ask them to make me some peanut [Read On!]