Bodacious Body Types!

Cute Cat Looking In Mirror, Sees Lion

An apple, a stalk of celery and a pear walk into a gym class… Nicki and I work out in the same kicks! The apple turns to the celery and says, “you’re such a stalker”… The pear yells over to the apple… “Don’t have a pest…icide!!!” Okay, honestly, I have no idea where I am going with this. Kind of like a bulk of the stories I tell… I was trying to be all clever and come up with some [Read On!]

Catch Up With This Condiment

Crazy GiGi

Ah ha ha, totally laughing at the title of this blog post… I am just so creative, no? Can you guess what condiment I am discussing today? Any ways… As you can tell summer is drawing to a close. No more thong bikinis… Nut huggers… Sad right? Oh wait, maybe you still wear these things around your house. The changing seasons doesn’t mean you’re going to be putting the hot dog and hamburger condiments away though so it would be [Read On!]

That’s Greasy

audrina-patridge

If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton… Kate Upton… Padma Lakshmi… and Audrina Partridge… Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go buy your skimpy bathing suit (gentleman, this means nut huggers for you) and submerge yourself into a meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger with all the fixings. Don’t you dare forget the ketchup! Thank you Carl’s Jr. for this superb, albeit slightly smelly, diet trick. In all seriousness though, the only reason why these luscious ladies are [Read On!]