HOT DOG! These Are Good!

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The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

Pig Skin Dream Team

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I’m not sure if you are all aware but… the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Take a minute to snap out of your shock. In honor of the chicken wing “man-oliday” (yes, ladies I understand some of you may like watching that pig skin being thrown around, but I am generalizing here), I decided to showcase my own fantasy football team… “celeb-ville” style. Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?) Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such [Read On!]