HOT DOG! These Are Good!

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The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

Sandwich Your Way In

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Disclaimer: This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Foster Farms All Natural Sliced Turkey. As some of you may know… I used to competitively… Snowboard, horseback ride and tumble (yes, I used to competitively throw myself on the ground in a “fancy” fashion)! We are both shocked that neither of us got bucked off our stallions! @brittanyyyy425 #disneyland #horses #merrygoround #amusementpark #blogbuddy #missthischick #iwillnamemyhorsesmokingdutchman #sweatpink A photo posted by Geneviève (GiGi) (@gigieats) on Sep 26, 2014 at [Read On!]

Paris Hilton is Jealous of Spaghetti Squash

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You read that right. Paris Hilton is back in the headlines but not for getting into a cat-fight with her regulars… Ahem, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes… But because she is openly jealous of Spaghetti Squash! Paris only wishes she had the power to regulate blood sugar; only one of the many amazing things that Spaghetti Squash can do. While Spaghetti Squash goes in and out of season, much like many celebrities; unlike some celebrities, Spaghetti Squash always [Read On!]

On The Rocks

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BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

Knead Gluten?

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Gluten is pretty much as cool as socks and sandals in “celeb-ville”. Hey look! Ice pops on my feet! Wait, what is gluten? According to trusty WIKIPEDIA… “Gluten is the composite of a gliadin and a glutelin, which is conjoined with starch in the endosperm of various grains.” Endosperm?

Cockeyed Cookies

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If you want to munch on cookies all day long… you can call this number toll-free to get the details. 1-877-IDI-OTIC That’s right, the Cookie Diet is IDIOTIC and it’s actually quite comical that people can be convinced that noshing on processed nuggets is the key to weight loss. Check out episode three of GiGi Eats Celebrities for all the sugary details! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Follow [Read On!]

Pig Skin Dream Team

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I’m not sure if you are all aware but… the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Take a minute to snap out of your shock. In honor of the chicken wing “man-oliday” (yes, ladies I understand some of you may like watching that pig skin being thrown around, but I am generalizing here), I decided to showcase my own fantasy football team… “celeb-ville” style. Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?) Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such [Read On!]