Catch Me If You Can!

Snakes on a plane GiGi was in the movie

HASTA LA VISTA U.S.A…  Wait, no… I am French, I should be saying Au Revoir! But, I am not jetting over to Spain or France…  Want to know my FLIGHTPLAN? I fly to Auckland, New Zealand (North Island) NON-STOP (13 hours of bliss!) on December 28th, where I will be bringing in the New Year! I’ll let you all know what 2015 is like before you get there!  Then I soar on over to Queenstown, New Zealand (South Island) January 5th where [Read On!]

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

GiGi making a fish face with boobs

If we truly were what we ate… I would be a… Sabhambassagi Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH. Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!  ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty… A sizzling fish company sent Santa Claus to my house (YES – IN [Read On!]

Academy Award Winning Appetizers

Cheers to the Oscars!

And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to…. Wait! Hold up, someone rewind the DVR… I missed that!!!! Sorry! Sorry! I was FAR too busy DRINKING and CREATING AWARD WINNING SNACKS with THE FOOD PERVERT to notice who tripped over their Valentino or Vera Wang gown, as they “sashayed” their stuff to the stage to accept their GOLD AND NAKED MAN! That being said, I SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY pay attention, because when Tara and I parade around [Read On!]

Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]