Kamikaze Crazy

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And everyone gets a DUI. Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence. I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal! [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]