The Waterboy Hates Me

Toucan Sam

The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say… In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle. I like to live my life dangerously though so here goes…. Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Yep. I said it. Okay, so let me make myself clear (as water? lol): water is utterly scrumptious when your mouth is dryer than the Sahara desert, but it’s not so appetizing when you’re [Read On!]

Bodacious Body Types!

Cute Cat Looking In Mirror, Sees Lion

An apple, a stalk of celery and a pear walk into a gym class… Nicki and I work out in the same kicks! The apple turns to the celery and says, “you’re such a stalker”… The pear yells over to the apple… “Don’t have a pest…icide!!!” Okay, honestly, I have no idea where I am going with this. Kind of like a bulk of the stories I tell… I was trying to be all clever and come up with some [Read On!]