Crushing On A Cuisine

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I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

Nom On Food Porn

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I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35 years old) don’t need to be broadcast over the Internets. And the details of Sally’s insanely botched boob job or the fact that she’s sleeping with her boss who happens to be 15 years younger than her, really don’t need to travel through the web either… Oh. Wait…. WHOOPS. Welp… Since I am already airing out [Read On!]

More From Your Core, Guest Post

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Yep, you all caught me… I have been a tiny bit MIA because well, I went to a magic show and the magician called me up on stage and made me disappear…? Uh, er, well, um, no, because then where on earth would I be writing this right now? Really, I went on vacation (*GASP*) and now I am in Chicago for the Global Food Tourism Conference (currently making a video of my excursion, wee!)! That being said… I could NOT, [Read On!]

Britney Spears is Drenched!

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EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears has a new single coming out. Want to know how I KNOW this INSIDER information? Because I wrote the song for her!!! Check it out: Time to get my sweat on Work out in the gym, work out on the lawn Yes I pledge, yes I pawn Nope, this ain’t some sort of con I work out until I’m drawn And I build my brawn Then I go eat me a prawn You’re welcome. Bah ha ha… Yeahhhhh…. [Read On!]

How To Find Love On The Streets Of Los Angeles

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People typically move to Los Angeles for one of two things (or perhaps both?)… Thing # 1: To be “discovered” by a big named casting director as he or she pulverize a thick and greasy double cheeseburger with his/her teeth at Dave & Busters, while tossing balls at Down The Clown in order to win the “super bonus”. Thing # 2: To find [insert hot male/female celebrity name here], kidnap him/her, lock him/her in their barred-up, dimly-lit basement studio apartment nestled between [Read On!]

How To Ward Off Vampires

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I was sitting in Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s kitchen watching her stir a vat of cabbage soup the other day when she revealed a bit of inside scoop about her days on the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She told me that her vampire ass-whooping moves (you know, the ones that motivated you to take up karate) weren’t the actual cause of “death” to the blood suckers that kept popping out from behind headstones. Instead, she told me that they all perished [Read On!]

Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On

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Indecent Exposure. X-Rated Displays. Salacious Exhibition. Pant-less in a Public Setting. These are problems/issues that have plagued American society for years. I must apologize in advance for this tangent, but this issue was brought to my attention while idling in Los Angeles traffic, by a rather astute gentleman, who most certainly wears pants, my brother. When moving through traffic that moves about as slow as lava flowing up hill, you need something to talk about or else you will go crazy! In [Read On!]

Britney Spears Coffee Disaster

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490. 610. 1790. No. I did not just give you my phone number (although, you could try calling and see what happens! ha ha). I actually just listed a few calorie counts for some ABSOLUTELY ABSURD coffee concoctions! Sadly, many of us, including Starbucks‘ spokesmodel Britney Spears, should really be heading to rehab for our insane addictions to these oh so unhealthy beverages. For more details check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities! PS: It’s my birthday today… [Read On!]