I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

Best Home Cook GiGi Dubois

Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca


My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time…  So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new ZOOlander movie. See what I did there?  During the movie, there were MANY O’ fishy faces made… Just another similarity to my kitchen, perhaps?  Along with TONS of visual stimulation, including… The ludicrous fashion statements Mugatu and Alexanya Atoz’s make out session Penelope Cruz’s… High beams?  The death of Justin Bieber Zoolander‘s son’s hair And the fact that…   THIS [Read On!]