Whoopee! It’s an “Oreo”!

Oreo cookie - homemade and sugar free

A majority of college experiences include pulling… 1. The Matthew Mcconaughey – The act of experimenting with certain drugs… Resulting in stripping down naked, dancing around wildly while playing bongos only to shove a cop who came to the scene, after a noise complaint was filed… Consequently earning “silver cuffs”. 2. The David Hasselhoff – The act of imbibing far too much… Resulting in an epic video made of you making love to a gluttonous cheeseburger on the floor of your [Read On!]

Academy Award Winning Appetizers

Cheers to the Oscars!

And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to…. Wait! Hold up, someone rewind the DVR… I missed that!!!! Sorry! Sorry! I was FAR too busy DRINKING and CREATING AWARD WINNING SNACKS with THE FOOD PERVERT to notice who tripped over their Valentino or Vera Wang gown, as they “sashayed” their stuff to the stage to accept their GOLD AND NAKED MAN! That being said, I SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY pay attention, because when Tara and I parade around [Read On!]

Pork Chops in Bikinis

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Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in Bikinis!Bound to be a bigger hit than all those Twilight Movies! Just kidding! But what all these celebrities do have in common, is that they all swear (or at one point did) by the Atkin’s Diet. Hot damn, eat fatty sausages never looked sexier. Find out MORE in episode six of [Read On!]

Kamikaze Crazy

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And everyone gets a DUI. Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence. I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal! [Read On!]

Molehill Mayhem

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Big Ones Small Ones Some as BIG AS YOUR HEAD! Alright everyone, lets be real. We have all had to stomach the “pizza face” look at one point or another… Even the “aliens” in “celeb-ville” have had to deal with the pepperoni! (Mmm… take-out) But there are ways to minimize these pesky molehills! Oh and you don’t have to go in debt while trying to pay for any ridiculous procedures… or use a year’s salary to buy eighteen different over-priced [Read On!]