Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods


I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!


If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]

(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca


My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time…  So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new ZOOlander movie. See what I did there?  During the movie, there were MANY O’ fishy faces made… Just another similarity to my kitchen, perhaps?  Along with TONS of visual stimulation, including… The ludicrous fashion statements Mugatu and Alexanya Atoz’s make out session Penelope Cruz’s… High beams?  The death of Justin Bieber Zoolander‘s son’s hair And the fact that…   THIS [Read On!]

Pixar’s Inside Out Delivers… Pizza!


The movie Inside Out should come with a WARNING LABEL: WARNING: If you thought you were potty trained… This movie will have you laughing so hard you will, well, yeah… Thus attendance with your adult diaper snuggly fit is mandatory. Also, even the “macho-ist” of men will spring an eye leak when viewing this movie… So a box of tissues in you or your wife’s purse is a must. Or in other words: You will in fact experience a wide range of [Read On!]

That’s A Haunted House 2

McDonald's Restaurants are haunted houses

You may not know this but… Haunted houses are… EVERYWHERE! This ain’t just an October thing people! Oddly enough though, a majority of us aren’t really even scared of these haunted houses AT ALL! In fact, it seems as if people actually LIKE HANGING OUT at these PORTALS TO THE UNDERWORLD! Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah! Don’t tell Michelle! It doesn’t help that many of them have… JUNGLE GYMS and PLAY [Read On!]

Those Are Some Bad Words

GiGi with General Mills King Vitamin

Give me an A Give me a Z Give me a P What does that spell…. NOTHING! But… It’s PROBABLY an abbreviation for a really long ingredient in the food you might be currently eating… Look the label… Am I right? Even if I am not, I know I am close! I was given the opportunity to see a pre-screening of the new Jason Bateman movie, BAD WORDS… A movie about a 40-year old who takes on some pretty BRILLIANT 8th [Read On!]