Mean Girls Is Quite The Holiday Movie

Regina, Gretchen and Karen of Mean Girls as Christmas, New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving

“Okay seriously Christmas, I’m sorry that [you’re] so jealous of me… I can’t help that I’m so popular!” “Shove a Kalteen Bar in your pie whole, Thanksgiving. PS: Stop trying to make ‘FETCH’ happen.” “I can stick my fist in my mouth,” New Year’s Eve chimed in. At that absurd comment, both Thanksgiving and Christmas looked at New Year’s Eve with utter disgust and downright embarrassment. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve, on the surface seem to be civil with [Read On!]

2014 Looks Pretty Sexy

GiGi Dubois discusses probiotics and acts like a dinosaur

Oh hey 2014, you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutions and your healthy eating pacts. What do you think? Are you attracted to his (or her… whatever you find to be more attractive) stunningly chiseled features? While I could write a post about resolutions, (don’t grocery shop hungry, get at least 45 minutes of exercise a day, hug someone – yes, even that creepy stalker like person on the street corner deserves a hug – every [Read On!]

It’s time to get SMART in the New Year

Lindsay Lohan Drinking

So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right? Well then it’s time to get SMART! (For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!) While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read. [Read On!]