Bunny Hop Bodies

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Are you craving a bod like… Or how about… Is this more your flavor? Then perhaps it’s time you don a pair of lycra hot pants… grab yourself some arm candy and get to the nearest dance floor. Mmm Hmm. That’s right, dancing is a brilliant way to flatten that stomach, tighten that tush… and make you even consider consider buying… Have you seen Kelly Osborne’s dancing transformation? She went from… To… Hey look, she bought the tu-tu! Oh and [Read On!]

Pucker Up!

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GET A ROOM NOW!!! Oh celebipoos, it’s sooo great that you have found love (for the next fifteen minutes) but why do you have to flaunt your love affairs for all the world to see. Giving each other some sugar in public is just plain repulsive. So stick your tongues back in your own faces and get yourself to a motel that swanky $2,000 a night Ritz Carlton presidential suite your “loins” are craving! You know what actually may be [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]

Predictions

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You have all probably seen magazine, online and newspaper headlines boasting predictions about what 2012 may bring. While they’re all starting to get rather annoying, I couldn’t help but succumb to the annual tradition. So here are my downright intelligent predictions for the diet and fitness trends that are going to BLOW UP in “Celeb-ville” in 2012! Treadmills or Stationary Bikes built into Cars (yes celebrities do drive). With all that extra time caught in traffic, why not put the [Read On!]