On The Rocks

Lil Kim Plastic Surgery Bloated Face

BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

It’s time to get SMART in the New Year

Lindsay Lohan Drinking

So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right? Well then it’s time to get SMART! (For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!) While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read. [Read On!]