A Tricked-Out Tastebud Treat


Leeches suck… Too gross to post a photo…  But I dare you to CLICK HERE Babies suck… I am a very proud Aunt…  Vacuums suck… This dog totally has the right idea… Easy girls (and boys?) suck… Not ashamed of speaking the truth! And you want to know what else… SUCKS? HALLOWEEN. Sorry Britt Yep. I friggin’ hate the day where EVERYONE dresses up like something sexy. A sexy pirate…  A sexy board game… A sexy urinal… And then galavant around [Read On!]

Calorie-Free Punishment

Arman of the big man's world and GiGi eats celebrities are not fans of Walden Farms Maple Syrup

Want to play a game… [I was totally going to insert a photo of that CREEPY ASS CHARACTER from the movie SAW but I just can’t… It gives me the WILLIES! If you want to know what I am talking about, CLICK HERE] Any who… One of the below photos… Is not quite like the other… Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit: C:  Why yes, immediately you will notice Exhibit C has dark brown/black hair and piercing blue eyes… But otherwise, [Read On!]

White Candy Only


“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies.” “I’m pretty sure Chiclets have been discontinued. And peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies? Those don’t exist…” “Excuse me. Didn’t your resume say you were a magician? You will conjure up some pink Chiclets. And as for the Twinkies, call up the Hostess plant and ask them to make me some peanut [Read On!]