Guess The Food, Taiwan Edition!

Whole Squid Roasted

I got in a UFC-like fight with China Airlines… And China Airlines won. But really… I feel like I got hit by a plane… Or like I got thrown out of a plane without a parachute, landing head first into an over-sized, ripe cactus-tree. Or… Stuck in the airplane bathroom after someone spent far too long in there, after their in-flight meal… And speaking of meals… I have a little “mealy” game for you… I will call it: GUESS THE [Read On!]

Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!


Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you!  Do the chicken dance! Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat The definition of deep throating Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat Pizza face Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat Lickity… Splat Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!


The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]