Giving Away a Bathing Suit Body

Victoria's Secret Model's Butts

F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swimsuit season… I guess I need to start a few work out programs! Excuse my random outburst… It must have happened because I am extremely HANGRY due to the fact that swimsuit season is pretty much here (well in LA that is)… And I am starving myself so as to look like Adriana Lima in ass floss and nipple tassels. Wait, is that a burlap sack? Okay, I am actually NOT starving myself (or wearing what a showgirl might [Read On!]

Liquid Salads


I recently discovered a bag of salad greens that must have thought it was playing hide and seek with me (spinach is quite the ace at hiding in my fridge apparently) because when I checked out the “use by” date, let’s just say it was… past its prime. RAUNCHY! The sell by date says NOVEMBER 2011! The leaves resembled something that might come out of a cow’s ass and you know what? When I opened the bag (yeah, not too [Read On!]