A Pie That Will Make You Cream

Strawberry-Pie

Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]

A Tasty Recipe For Disaster!

Vegan-Artichoke-Celery-Root-Puree made by Leslie Durso

I should really get a tattoo on my forehead that saying WARNING: Ticking Time Bomb… I will detonate if even just an iota of a food I am allergic or intolerant to seeps into my intricate system. It’s hard for some people to swallow the amount of intolerances I have… And after giving the laundry list to those who ask… I often need a nap because it’s exhausting. However, I woke from my quick doze-off when Leslie Durso arrived at my doorstep, [Read On!]

WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts

Dunkin' Donuts GiGi

I GOT A NEW JOB! BUT THEN I GOT FIRED… I was hired to be the newest baker at one of the Dunkin Donuts franchises right smack in the middle of Los Angeles…. My parents are just so proud. I witnessed plenty of “healthy” celebrities throw their diets in the paper shredder! He has an addictive personality…. However, I too just kept eating the merchandise… So the job, lasted… Two days. If you just believed the above… Then you clearly [Read On!]

Food Foolery!

Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!

I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you. I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”. I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months. Key word: HAD. Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box! In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!

Meatloaf-GiGi-Whitney-2

This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]