Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]

Naked or Dressed; That is the Salad Question!

Salad Dressing: GiGi Dubois

What’s naughtier… A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!) It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS? Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?). I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni [Read On!]