A Totally Puréed Smoothie Battle


There are only a few things in life I would consider challenging. Building an entire house, during the middle of winter, in Alaska, with one arm tied behind my back. Going duck hunting with a blow dart while also blind folded. Driving to Santa Monica, California from Hollywood, at 5:15pm. Jumping out of a plane with a battery powdered hot plate and then asked to cook fried rice. Holding a baby… I promise I will stop calling it “it”… I promise [Read On!]

A Pie That Will Make You Cream


Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]

The “I Literally Can’t Even” Latte


BREAKING NEWS: Cranky Older Woman in Ugg Boots Body Slams Two Innocent Coffee Goers After She Suspected They Swiped Her Pumpkin Spice Latte LOS ANGELES – With utter rage in her eyes, Maude Henry, 68, of Hollywood, California hurled two innocent customers (names withheld) onto the floor at a Starbucks at Sunset and Gower after suspecting one of them took her Pumpkin Spice Latte. “Hoodwinks! HOODWINKS I TELL YOU,” Maude shrieked as she was dragged, losing one of her sheepskin Ugg (UGH) boots in [Read On!]

Foods Fit Foodies Favor


While you could certainly head on over to GOOGLE and search inspirational, thought-provoking or pants-peeing hysterical MEMES to post on your Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest… This collage makes me more nauseated than the thought of eating raw pelican carcass. I personally believe that your best bet when it comes to finding social media ammunition… Would be to click PLAY on the video below that Sarah Grace of Fresh, Fit & Healthy and I made a few weeks back when she came to visit Los [Read On!]

Cozy Up With A Bowl of Johnny Depp

Vegan Paleo Mac and Cheese

We all have fantasies, am I right? Some of us want to run a marathon in under a two hours… Others want to feed their signature recipes to Al Roker as he reports the weather on the Today Show… While a select few of us want to go sledding down a frozen cloud, splashing into a hot spring filled with Ryan Gosling and Reynolds clones… Only to be immediately served some sizzling salmon skin by Eric Winter in gonad squeezers… Oh, [Read On!]

Recipe Redux: Lets Go Skinny Dipping!

Eggplant, Artichoke and Coriander Dip

I recently got in trouble with the law… Now while my parents aren’t exactly PROUD of me for this… I think I might actually hang my mug shot on the wall… As you can see by my booking photo, I was caught skinny dipping…  But Justin Bieber made me do it!! Ugh, the peer pressure of Hollywood… I cannot believe he and I could get in trouble for going nude, but… Nicki Minaji can get away with wearing this monstrosity. Is [Read On!]

Recipe Redux: Get Chip-Faced with Chipkins

Pumpkin Chips, called Chipkins

Dehydration is never a good look in Hollywood…. Can you guess the fashion designer? I could have posted another photo of Tara Reid, but no need to “rib” on her again!   Or anywhere for that matter…  Is this normal? Cat people – weigh in…   EXCEPT for… THE KITCHEN! Uh, please do take a minute to check out this sensual food pornography…   Today I am serving up dehydrated pumpkin chips, or what I like to call CHIPKINS! It’s [Read On!]

The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

Pumped Up Pumpkin Spice Smoothie

OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel? Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler” while parked on your couch…  Unwrapped… The Next Food Network Star… I could ditch Ryan Gosling for these shows…………….? There is one show in particular that I have always been quite fond of… Mostly because of the hysterical and intense facial expressions within the first five minutes. Common, you have to admit the CHAIRMAN is RIDICULOUS. He’s [Read On!]

Miss Matcha Has Met Her Match

Matcha Green Tea Powder and GiGi Dubois

If you’ve ever been set up on a blind date before, you know just how traumatizing they can be! Sometimes a little help is necessary! Kiss Me Organics‘ Matcha Green Tea Powder has been struggling for years to find “her” true food soul mate, a companion that compliments her perfectly. Now she could have created a profile on Match.com, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish or downloaded the app Tinder….. But nope, instead… She came to me, the Matcha Match Maker! If you blend Chris Harrison, Patti Stanger [Read On!]

We’re Getting Chili!


Brrr! It’s cold outside… But man, it’s hot in here! Wait, where exactly? The Dude Food Cafe, of course! WELCOME! Today Whitney and I are dishing up something festively in season, heart-hugging and downright cozy! Grab your DUDELY SLIPPERS! Turkey and White Bean Pumpkin Chili! You know you’re intrigued by this #strangebutgood mishmash of NOURISHMENT, so why not check out the latest episode of DUDE FOOD! (Of course the ladies will love this dish too!) So here is what you [Read On!]

This One Takes The Cake

Blake Lively eating a cupcake from Sprinkles

Sprinkles! (What she’s thinking: Welp… Guess I am going to need to run an extra hour on treadmill tomorrow…) Crumbs! (What she’s thinking: F&#@ Pilates… I am going to exercise my arteries right now!!) These two outrageously popular celebrity-infested “mini heart attacks in cupcake liners” shops ain’t got NOTHING on… The GiGi Eats Headquarters! Why exactly? Well because THE PINK HAIRED CHEF is in the KITCHEN today… And she is helping me BAKE (holy crap – since when do I [Read On!]