How About A Stroke?

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Paris Hilton has never really done anything intelligent…  One Night in Paris Her collection of books  Jail time for her stack of DUIs House Of Wax  “My New BFF” and “The World According to Paris“ Singing (I could keep going, but you get the picture) So what makes people think her diet is anything but dense? Check out what Paris does/did in order to keep her booty in sex tape shape! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi [Read On!]

White Candy Only

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“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies.” “I’m pretty sure Chiclets have been discontinued. And peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies? Those don’t exist…” “Excuse me. Didn’t your resume say you were a magician? You will conjure up some pink Chiclets. And as for the Twinkies, call up the Hostess plant and ask them to make me some peanut [Read On!]