Mean Girls Is Quite The Holiday Movie

Regina, Gretchen and Karen of Mean Girls as Christmas, New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving

“Okay seriously Christmas, I’m sorry that [you’re] so jealous of me… I can’t help that I’m so popular!” “Shove a Kalteen Bar in your pie whole, Thanksgiving. PS: Stop trying to make ‘FETCH’ happen.” “I can stick my fist in my mouth,” New Year’s Eve chimed in. At that absurd comment, both Thanksgiving and Christmas looked at New Year’s Eve with utter disgust and downright embarrassment. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve, on the surface seem to be civil with [Read On!]

Sharing The SamePlate

GiGi Dubois as a FemBot in Austin powers

I have a confession to make. And no it’s not that I was one of the fembots in Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. (Uh…. How old was I in 1999!) Photoshop is so much easier than getting a boob job! It’s that I… Hate. Abhor. Detest. Loathe. Despise… SHARING FOOD! ALL MINE! Don’t you dare try and take food off my plate, unless you want your arm severed off with my knife. Don’t bother even asking for a bite either, [Read On!]

Food Foolery!

Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!

I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you. I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”. I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months. Key word: HAD. Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box! In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert [Read On!]

Chelsea Handler’s First Stand-Up Comedy Show

GiGi Dubois doing Stand Up Comedy

Sorry to disappoint but I couldn’t find Chelsea’s first stand-up comedy show on YouTube, but I can imagine it looks a little like the video I posted below – AKA: a train crashing into a beached whale in the middle of Siberia. (How did a whale get to Siberia? Exactly.)   Anyways…  What do Dane Cook, Kevin Hart and I have in common?  Well not a whole hell of a lot… Except, we have all stood on stage in front [Read On!]