Food Porn Alert: GiGi Eats Down Under

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Some EXTREME [food] PORN is about to ensue… I warn you, what you’re about to observe may make you open your mouth and drop your pants. So if you’re HANGRY… By the end of scanning these photos, you might be hiring a hit man to off me! While it may look like all I did in New Zealand and Australia [check out the recap of my trip here] was explore the sights… My mouth ACTUALLY did a bulk of the “probing” when [Read On!]

Naked or Dressed; That is the Salad Question!

Salad Dressing: GiGi Dubois

What’s naughtier… A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!) It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS? Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?). I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni [Read On!]

Liquid Salads

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I recently discovered a bag of salad greens that must have thought it was playing hide and seek with me (spinach is quite the ace at hiding in my fridge apparently) because when I checked out the “use by” date, let’s just say it was… past its prime. RAUNCHY! The sell by date says NOVEMBER 2011! The leaves resembled something that might come out of a cow’s ass and you know what? When I opened the bag (yeah, not too [Read On!]

That’s Greasy

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If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton… Kate Upton… Padma Lakshmi… and Audrina Partridge… Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go buy your skimpy bathing suit (gentleman, this means nut huggers for you) and submerge yourself into a meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger with all the fixings. Don’t you dare forget the ketchup! Thank you Carl’s Jr. for this superb, albeit slightly smelly, diet trick. In all seriousness though, the only reason why these luscious ladies are [Read On!]