Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

GiGi making a fish face with boobs

If we truly were what we ate… I would be a… Sabhambassagi Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH. Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!  ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty… A sizzling fish company sent Santa Claus to my house (YES – IN [Read On!]

Gluten-Free: Not You Too Santa!

GiGi Dubois Elf

While this time of year might be all JOLLY OLLY OLLY… I do however, have some rather unfortunate news to disclose. And yes, it’s worse than finding out “stick her nose up your booty” Aunty Marie is crashing the festivities this season. GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Not Auntie Marie! In a few years time… Santa Claus may not actually be coming to town. WHAT!? Let me explain. You see, Santa is suffering from multiple ailments including diabetes, congestive heart [Read On!]

It’s time to get SMART in the New Year

Lindsay Lohan Drinking

So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right? Well then it’s time to get SMART! (For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!) While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read. [Read On!]

Santa Claus, You Have Been Naughty!

GiGi Dubois as Santa Claus

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!! Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family… Nah, she’s probably crying over the COAL I gave her! Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so NAUGHTY this year GiGi! Can you believe after the crazy night I had, traveling across the globe and all, I still have enough energy to make a video for all of you! GO WATCH!! Or next year, it’s COAL! COAL I tell [Read On!]