Taking On Taiwan


As you may remember… The Food Pervert (Tara) and I (and Lynn Chen of The Actor’s Diet of course) were invited on a stomach-bursting culinary excursion in none other than the little country next to China, under Japan and above the Philippines… Somewhere… Over the PACIFIC! Give up… And too lazy to look at THIS POST to see where we went? 13 Hour Flights can’t bring us down! Well, Tara and I took on… TAIWAN! Posing outside Donglong Temple with [Read On!]

Guess The Food, Taiwan Edition!

Whole Squid Roasted

I got in a UFC-like fight with China Airlines… And China Airlines won. But really… I feel like I got hit by a plane… Or like I got thrown out of a plane without a parachute, landing head first into an over-sized, ripe cactus-tree. Or… Stuck in the airplane bathroom after someone spent far too long in there, after their in-flight meal… And speaking of meals… I have a little “mealy” game for you… I will call it: GUESS THE [Read On!]

Wine and Onesies Make The Perfect Pairing

Winos in onesies

After much internal debate, I’ve decided that life is pretty much TOPS when you slip yourself into a hooded, microfiber onesie and hit “the juice”… This experience reminds us of when we were all about three or four years old, when our only stress in life was making enough easy bake oven “scones” for our imaginary friends attending our three o’clock tea party. Will Mr. Fluffersnuff get enough to eat?  To the dudes reading this… Do not deny the fact [Read On!]

Food Porn Alert: GiGi Eats Down Under


Some EXTREME [food] PORN is about to ensue… I warn you, what you’re about to observe may make you open your mouth and drop your pants. So if you’re HANGRY… By the end of scanning these photos, you might be hiring a hit man to off me! While it may look like all I did in New Zealand and Australia [check out the recap of my trip here] was explore the sights… My mouth ACTUALLY did a bulk of the “probing” when [Read On!]

Throw a Touchdown Pass at the Grocery Store


I don’t know about you, but the second I enter a grocery store (ESPECIALLY, Whole Foods, hmm… the SAMPLES!)… I turn into what a five-year-old entering DISNEY LAND might look like! SEAFOOD! CAKES & COOKIES! (No, I DO NOT PURCHASE THESE THINGS! I only go down this aisle to get ideas for GiGi Eats Groceries episodes, DUH!) PRODUCE! THE DELI SECTION! (Salsalito Sliced Turkey is my JAM!) Holy TOLEDO, I just never know WHERE to start! This coming weekend grocery [Read On!]

Well That’s Fishy


Everyone associates October with… A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY! OR B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later [Read On!]

So Long Peanuts


Well what do you know! This week is Food Allergy Awareness week, which means… we will all probably find out what other foods Miley Cyrus is “allergic” to! Well, her microphone is gluten-free Instead of paying attention to Miley’s retort after the media claimed she lost too much weight, go on and take a gander at a few celebrities who have actually been diagnosed with food allergies. These celebrities are not just trying to GAIN more media attention by following [Read On!]