Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 3

GiGi Eating Spinach off the floor

CLICK LINKS… For Parts ONE & TWO  As mentioned in part two… When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls. This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables. No that’s an understatement… I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES… I would rather eat roasted [Read On!]

Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!

GiGi Models Lorna Jane!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream [Read On!]