Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

Paleo Turkey Stuffed Avocados

Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE!  I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need, and mark down which aisle each item is in, so you can get in and get out faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 M dash? [Read On!]

Can Your Other Recipe For This One

No Mayo Tuna Salad

While gloppy, (typically) soybean oil-filled, “naturally” flavored, “real” mayonnaise might turn YOUR taste buds on… It certainly does NOT rev my mouth’s “engine”… AT ALL. In fact, I think my mouth would rather be sewn shut than force fed that thick, white, creamy condiment. That’s definitely saying something… Considering closing my mouth is harder than making a four-course dinner while skydiving. Since mayonnaise tends to be a staple in pretty much all summer salads though, you may now think that I [Read On!]

Rethinking That Wiener

Pigs In A Blanket Revamped

I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing you would think (or at least I would)… I wonder how many ‘EAT ME‘ signs were stuck on his back in grade school? And I wonder if people STILL do it…” Mmmm… Smoky, fatty, crusty cocktail weenies, with a little ketchup, but of course. Sure, the name is rather unfortunate, and sort of reminds me [Read On!]

A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home

Finding-Dory-Goldfish

This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know… Dory. Now stop giving your computer screen that “I don’t know WTF GiGi is talking about ONCE AGAIN“ look… You know, the bug-eyed, blue and yellow tang fish that has short term memory. The little, happy-go-lucky paracanthurus hepatus that’s voiced by Ellen Degeneres. Ringing any bells now? Well… If those hints don’t turn on the [Read On!]

Avocados Get Brownie Points

Bitchin Brownie Blondie Hybrid

Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this point, thinking about… Well… YOU KNOW… I am going to try my best to bring it on back! Did that help? Eh, you’re probably now [Read On!]

Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks

healthy food taste test

There is no doubt in my mind that when you wander through the aisles of your local grocery store… You wonder if… You’ll see a completely HAMMERED Tony the Tiger juggling bananas while jumping on a trampoline. Oh wait… Just me? But in all “seriousness”… You probably ponder… Whether or not that bag of eye-catching chocolate covered “skinny” popcorn is actually tasty… If you should risk it and buy that fruit and grain no-mess snack for the moments when you’re stuck in traffic [Read On!]

You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!

Zootopia-Carrot-Cake-Cookies

If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]

Fon-Doing With PlantFusion

Plant-Fusion-Fondue-Sauces

“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really, do tell me: “how are you fon-doing?!” With strawberries? Waffles? Marshmallows? Bacon? …? While all of those ideas sounds utterly mouthwatering… In order to keep this blog rated PG (for the most part at least)… How about I offer you something else to use as a chocolate fondue sauce vehicle… That is a little less “naughty” [Read On!]

Top 10 Daily Tips for a Healthy and Fit 2016, Guest Post

Brownie-Protein-Bars-No-Bake

Maybe you know me as the delicious recipe creator, pumpkin-loving, graduate school girl who’s on her way to be a registered dietitian over here in the blog atmosphere… Or the girl that challenges bouncers to push up contests… More probable though, you remember me as THIS girl who made an appearance in Gigi’s Top 10 Fit Foods post and video… Or our video of taste testing Whole Foods Frozen Meals that ended in this… But honestly, the most likely situation [Read On!]

T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer

Paleo-Scotch-Eggs

Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts sticking out of your grocery bag like samurai swords… I just wanted to let you know that it looks like you may have sat on one of your bags filled with cranberries because your butt is a slightly purplish red hue. Well now that you have [Read On!]

A Tricked-Out Tastebud Treat

Healthy-Reeses-Pieces

Leeches suck… Too gross to post a photo…  But I dare you to CLICK HERE Babies suck… I am a very proud Aunt…  Vacuums suck… This dog totally has the right idea… Easy girls (and boys?) suck… Not ashamed of speaking the truth! And you want to know what else… SUCKS? HALLOWEEN. Sorry Britt Yep. I friggin’ hate the day where EVERYONE dresses up like something sexy. A sexy pirate…  A sexy board game… A sexy urinal… And then galavant around [Read On!]