Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

Paleo Turkey Stuffed Avocados

Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE!  I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need, and mark down which aisle each item is in, so you can get in and get out faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 M dash? [Read On!]

Septic Tank Smoothie

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food? Yeah well… Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes! However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!    “Mom! Pay attention! I want [Read On!]

Liquid Salads


I recently discovered a bag of salad greens that must have thought it was playing hide and seek with me (spinach is quite the ace at hiding in my fridge apparently) because when I checked out the “use by” date, let’s just say it was… past its prime. RAUNCHY! The sell by date says NOVEMBER 2011! The leaves resembled something that might come out of a cow’s ass and you know what? When I opened the bag (yeah, not too [Read On!]