I Was Poisoning Myself…

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Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again… And gentlemen… DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP! Or do you? Well while you may certainly want to CONSIDER doing those things (but hey, do what you want!)… What really comes to mind when I think “springtime” is: Spring cleaning. It’s time [Read On!]

Asparagus: Aroused By Spring

GiGi holding limp asparagus

Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits. Did I really just say that? OH YES, YES I DID. And maybe I should warn you right now that this post and video get a little INAPPROPRIATE… So if you cannot handle it, you might want to just leave right now. But anyways, back to my original comment. IT’S TRUE! Produce tends to go from this… To THIS… The second it feels the warmth from the sun’s rays and it hears [Read On!]

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes

Justin Bieber

Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer! Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini. Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight?  You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you! Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I [Read On!]