A Pie That Will Make You Cream


Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]