Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

Gluten-Free: Not You Too Santa!

GiGi Dubois Elf

While this time of year might be all JOLLY OLLY OLLY… I do however, have some rather unfortunate news to disclose. And yes, it’s worse than finding out “stick her nose up your booty” Aunty Marie is crashing the festivities this season. GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Not Auntie Marie! In a few years time… Santa Claus may not actually be coming to town. WHAT!? Let me explain. You see, Santa is suffering from multiple ailments including diabetes, congestive heart [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!

Meatloaf-GiGi-Whitney-2

This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]

Santa Claus, You Have Been Naughty!

GiGi Dubois as Santa Claus

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!! Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family… Nah, she’s probably crying over the COAL I gave her! Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so NAUGHTY this year GiGi! Can you believe after the crazy night I had, traveling across the globe and all, I still have enough energy to make a video for all of you! GO WATCH!! Or next year, it’s COAL! COAL I tell [Read On!]