What A Hunky Flower!

NOatmeal-Paleo

There is a butternut squash on my floor… Vegan protein powder scattered all over my counter, coconut oil in my mouth and a bag of frozen cauliflower melting… Oh crap… Still in the car! Do you realize what this means? If your guess is… “you must have pregnancy brain…” Well you are EXTREMELY FAR from being right… OR if your guess is… “you have $2.99 melting in the back seat of your car…” Okay, technically, yes, you’re correct.  However, if your guess [Read On!]

The “I Literally Can’t Even” Latte

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BREAKING NEWS: Cranky Older Woman in Ugg Boots Body Slams Two Innocent Coffee Goers After She Suspected They Swiped Her Pumpkin Spice Latte LOS ANGELES – With utter rage in her eyes, Maude Henry, 68, of Hollywood, California hurled two innocent customers (names withheld) onto the floor at a Starbucks at Sunset and Gower after suspecting one of them took her Pumpkin Spice Latte. “Hoodwinks! HOODWINKS I TELL YOU,” Maude shrieked as she was dragged, losing one of her sheepskin Ugg (UGH) boots in [Read On!]

Give Me Some Sugar, Sweet Lips!

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Today I have TWO sweet treats for you… And they’re not loaded with my HEALTHY sugar-replacing stevia. Instead, they’re packed with the white death that is oh so very tasty. The first sweet succulence: poetic candy that truly rivals Robert Frost’s goodies… Have a bite of some ear dessert (well I guess if you read it aloud?) inspired by this high fructose corn syrup-filled Twix bar… It’s like Rock, Paper, Scissors with facial expressions… #whowon? A photo posted by Geneviève (GiGi) (@gigieats) on Aug [Read On!]

The D Train: Are You On It?

Jack Black GiGi Dubois James Marsden

As you may remember… In all of the MEN IN BLACK movies… Extraterrestrials walk among human-beings, posing as humans themselves… And aside from Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and the rest of the MIB gang… Human beings are oblivious…. Although… Sometimes we do suspect… Something. What if I told you that… this movie is very much NONFICTION… Well, okay… If you relate it to… FOOD.  HOLD UP! I guess the “aliens walking among us” idea could actually be real, but WHO [Read On!]

What The Fudge?

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram. I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!! However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me [Read On!]

2014 Looks Pretty Sexy

GiGi Dubois discusses probiotics and acts like a dinosaur

Oh hey 2014, you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutions and your healthy eating pacts. What do you think? Are you attracted to his (or her… whatever you find to be more attractive) stunningly chiseled features? While I could write a post about resolutions, (don’t grocery shop hungry, get at least 45 minutes of exercise a day, hug someone – yes, even that creepy stalker like person on the street corner deserves a hug – every [Read On!]

Snack Swaparoos

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What are you eating and/or drinking… RIGHT NOW?! Stop for a second (yes it might be hard to get your hand out of the bag of Doritos…) and look down at the nutrition label. Do the ingredients list: clogged arteries, high blood pressure, diabetes complications and obesity? Or in other words: high fructose corn syrup, corn starch, sugar, hydrogenated oils… And you thought that snack was healthy… Really? Doritos…  NOW is the time to TOSS IT! JAM IT IN THE [Read On!]

The Framazing Award Goes To…

GiGi Dubois Gets An Award!

Award Season may be LONG GONE but… NOT FOR ME (and maybe YOU TOO)! Kacie of Savvy, Sassy Me and Danielle of It’s A Harleyy Life nominated my scrumptious blog for AWARDS! Since they nominated me for two DIFFERENT awards, I went ahead and created an entirely NEW AWARD: The “I’m FRIGGIN’ AMAZING Award” or the “FRAMAZING” award for short! Typically when you’re nominated, you have to write out a few facts about yourself… but I decided to make a [Read On!]

On The Rocks

Lil Kim Plastic Surgery Bloated Face

BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]

Disneyland: Candyland Come To Life

Space Mountain

(Don’t miss the video at the end, FYI) People call Disneyland the happiest place on earth and that’s probably because… They’re all asked how they like this magical land as they nosh on sugary churros, Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels and freshly made hot fudge mixed with peanut butter, caramel and crack! Why not try asking people how they like Disneyland when they CRASH from their sugar highs? (Or when they are waiting in 90 minutes long lines) While gallivanting around [Read On!]