Can Your Other Recipe For This One

No Mayo Tuna Salad

While gloppy, (typically) soybean oil-filled, “naturally” flavored, “real” mayonnaise might turn YOUR taste buds on… It certainly does NOT rev my mouth’s “engine”… AT ALL. In fact, I think my mouth would rather be sewn shut than force fed that thick, white, creamy condiment. That’s definitely saying something… Considering closing my mouth is harder than making a four-course dinner while skydiving. Since mayonnaise tends to be a staple in pretty much all summer salads though, you may now think that I [Read On!]

HOT DOG! These Are Good!

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The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries

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Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter. All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives. Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and decided to appease me/us by making healthy dogs! That’s right, HEALTHY hot dogs! Hey Sexy Face!  Grass-fed and grass-finished red meat is far healthier for you than the grain-fed red meats you usually stumble upon in your local grocery store. In order to make sure you’re purchasing the grass-fed [Read On!]