Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the creation is engineered and sculpted to the highest degree of perfection. I have a SLIGHT feeling Leonardo would have said: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication… If he had the chance to gaze upon the masterpiece. And Donatello might have actually wanted to hire me (or Vianessa, who helped me in the kitchen this week) as one of [Read On!]

What The Fudge?

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram. I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!! However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me [Read On!]

Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

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TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video? I bet you didn’t because people truly [Read On!]

Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

Healthy Cake Ball and GiGi Dubois

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls…  And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS GIGI, common! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK…  Which [Read On!]

Miss Matcha Has Met Her Match

Matcha Green Tea Powder and GiGi Dubois

If you’ve ever been set up on a blind date before, you know just how traumatizing they can be! Sometimes a little help is necessary! Kiss Me Organics‘ Matcha Green Tea Powder has been struggling for years to find “her” true food soul mate, a companion that compliments her perfectly. Now she could have created a profile on Match.com, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish or downloaded the app Tinder….. But nope, instead… She came to me, the Matcha Match Maker! If you blend Chris Harrison, Patti Stanger [Read On!]