Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen


If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]

Angelina Jolie and Kale: Separated At Birth

Angelina Jolie is smoking hot

This might come as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and Kale are related…             How exactly? Well… It all started when the earth condensed from a cloud of gas and rock in the solar system…. Or maybe you like to believe that the world was created in seven days by God…? Okay, to make a LONGGGGGGG story short (and less controversial), why don’t you just watch the latest GiGi Eats video! Anyone [Read On!]