Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 3

GiGi Eating Spinach off the floor

CLICK LINKS… For Parts ONE & TWO  As mentioned in part two… When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls. This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables. No that’s an understatement… I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES… I would rather eat roasted [Read On!]

Protein-Packed Crunchy Love Bites

Healthy Chocolate Truffles with Hemp Seeds, No Bake, Manitoba Harvest

You know that one day of the year (that happened to have just past) where everyone showers their loved ones with flowers, candies and chocolate hot sauce in bed other gifts (ahem, how many of you got engaged and/or married on this day?)? Well I don’t get why showing your love for others is dedicated to only one single day of the year… Shouldn’t you be experimenting in the bedroom on the daily? You see, my Valentine’s Day wasn’t all that different from any [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

Two Truths, One Lie

Zac Efron Crying

ZAC EFRON: BACK IN REHAB FOR BEING EMOTIONAL! TAYLOR SWIFT ADDICTED TO WINNING! Tabloids are constantly getting celebrity news wrong… They’re sometimes just as bad as Wikipedia. That being said, I thought it would be fun to do something a little different. Maybe even start a little game in the blogging world… Two Truths, One Lie. <div align=”center”><a href=”http://gigieatscelebrities.com/2013/11/12/two-truths-one-lie-game” title=”GiGi Eats Celebrities” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://gigieatscelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2truths_1lie.jpg” alt=”GiGi Eats Celebrities” style=”border:none;” /></a></div> GRAB A BUTTON! (or just link back) The premise of this [Read On!]

White Candy Only

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“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies.” “I’m pretty sure Chiclets have been discontinued. And peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies? Those don’t exist…” “Excuse me. Didn’t your resume say you were a magician? You will conjure up some pink Chiclets. And as for the Twinkies, call up the Hostess plant and ask them to make me some peanut [Read On!]