T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer


Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts sticking out of your grocery bag like samurai swords… I just wanted to let you know that it looks like you may have sat on one of your bags filled with cranberries because your butt is a slightly purplish red hue. Well now that you have [Read On!]

The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies


Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down to you; may not be anything close to what the original recipe was. Great Grandma Gladice’s stick to your ribs stuffing very well may have included ham hocks way back when she was introduced to it, but her recipe you now make for your friends and family contains chicken feet instead. The same can be [Read On!]

Stuff Everything But The Kitchen Sink, In Your Mouth


GiGi Eats Celebrities has opened the door to a Narnia-like domain for myself (and perhaps all of you as well, when you stop by). I have conducted much sorcery in this sphere of mine… I mean, have you seen… This pie that will make you cream… Or these HEALTHY Oreos… What about these MEAT BAGELS? In my dimension, I’ve accomplished… Just to name a few… Co-piloting a commercial flight alongside Denzel Washington… Throwing jabs at Kevin James in an MMA fight… [Read On!]

Mean Girls Is Quite The Holiday Movie

Regina, Gretchen and Karen of Mean Girls as Christmas, New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving

“Okay seriously Christmas, I’m sorry that [you’re] so jealous of me… I can’t help that I’m so popular!” “Shove a Kalteen Bar in your pie whole, Thanksgiving. PS: Stop trying to make ‘FETCH’ happen.” “I can stick my fist in my mouth,” New Year’s Eve chimed in. At that absurd comment, both Thanksgiving and Christmas looked at New Year’s Eve with utter disgust and downright embarrassment. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve, on the surface seem to be civil with [Read On!]

Identity Crisis Cake Doughnuts

GiGi and Vianessa in the kitchen

This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and Pure Via®, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #PureViaSweet http://my-disclosur.es/OBsstV Some days I wake up in the morning and think I am Blake Lively. However, I am quickly reminded that I am not… When I turn over, trying to grab for Ryan Reynolds’ man boobs… Only to embrace… Filbert. I’m not the only one who sometimes thinks they’re something they’re actually not… This tomato thinks it’s [Read On!]

Recipe Redux: Lets Go Skinny Dipping!

Eggplant, Artichoke and Coriander Dip

I recently got in trouble with the law… Now while my parents aren’t exactly PROUD of me for this… I think I might actually hang my mug shot on the wall… As you can see by my booking photo, I was caught skinny dipping…  But Justin Bieber made me do it!! Ugh, the peer pressure of Hollywood… I cannot believe he and I could get in trouble for going nude, but… Nicki Minaji can get away with wearing this monstrosity. Is [Read On!]

Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Turkey, Butternut Squash and Kale Bites

Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]

A Thanksgiving Tale


Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping. “Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned. “I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands. Panicked due to the fact that the [Read On!]

Gut Therapy


Let’s face it… Your gut probably looks like… Or All thanks to And lots of… But very little… While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut. (However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.) You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised [Read On!]

Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving


IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!)  MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR!  Okay, okay, I must calm down.  NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!! What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkey… Cranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you? Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how [Read On!]

De-Puff Your Stuff


Pop goes the weasel! Wait, what does that even mean? It’s kind of graphic if you really think about it. Okay, but really, have any of you ever felt like you could pop like that weasel? Ahem, Thanksgiving… Christmas… Thursday? (I think I am retaining a lake) I’m talking about feeling as if helium was pumped into your stomach like a cheap balloon.  We’re lucky though, because we can walk around with record-breaking 1800 pound pumpkins in our stomachs (oh [Read On!]