Naked or Dressed; That is the Salad Question!

Salad Dressing: GiGi Dubois

What’s naughtier… A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!) It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS? Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?). I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni [Read On!]

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats


Oh Halloween! (Spooky Video Below!) Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by? The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy! BOO! Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you? Head on [Read On!]

Recipe For A Healthier Cereal

GiGi Dubois Sunglasses

What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day? Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween! Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide [Read On!]

Stupid Snack Attacks


I’M HUNGRY!!!! When Mr. Hungry comes crawling on into your stomach, all you want to do is reach for a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, am I right? Of course, doing this is an invitation for trans fatty acids and processed carbohydrates to enter and trash your body… Don’t you DARE think you’re doing yourself any favors by inviting their 100-calorie counterparts to the shin-dig going on in your stomach instead… They are just as horrendous as the [Read On!]