This Chick Gets A Makeover: Chick-Fil-A

Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe made healthy

Who here craves… Monosodium glutamate mixed with some moist tapioca dextrin and succulent dimethylpolysiloxane… Piled high with… TBHQ, ammonium sulfate, liquid yeast, palm kernel oil, cheese culture, oleoresin and caramel color… Oh and lettuce, yes, lettuce too… But of course. Um. Didn’t your grade-school chemistry professor tell you to NOT ingest any chemicals? Then why in DA FAK are so many FOAMING at the mouth for the juicy poison I described above? Think about this…. Wanting to nosh on that [Read On!]

Food Babe? More Like Food Bitch

About The Food Babe

Hey babe, you know what’s really uncool? When you completely BLOW ME OFF because you’re “too busy”… No, no, no, I am not complaining about my “secret Valentine“… I’m actually complaining about another “babe” that most of you may actually know of… THE FOOD BABE. Are you ready for a bit of a rant? You may want to grab some energy-boosting chia seeds… Scratch that, you’ll probably need the fuel of a Thanksgiving FEAST to power through with me. So [Read On!]

Rachel Ray Better Watch Her Back

A lemon football, Whitney and GiGi

Move over Rachel Ray! Step aside Paula Deen… Oh… Wait a minute! Because the Fit & Funny Foodies are here to cook up some mouthtastically delicious healthy grub! This past HUMP DAY, Whitney (my partner in defeating unhealthy cooking crimes) and I took on a new, rather tasty, venture… A venture that Bobby Flay (and Giada, of course) would be quite proud of. The Fit & Funny Foodies hosted their FIRST EVER LIVE COOK-A-LONG! As you may have read in [Read On!]

Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]