Food Babe? More Like Food Bitch

About The Food Babe

Hey babe, you know what’s really uncool? When you completely BLOW ME OFF because you’re “too busy”… No, no, no, I am not complaining about my “secret Valentine“… I’m actually complaining about another “babe” that most of you may actually know of… THE FOOD BABE. Are you ready for a bit of a rant? You may want to grab some energy-boosting chia seeds… Scratch that, you’ll probably need the fuel of a Thanksgiving FEAST to power through with me. So [Read On!]

Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

Healthy Cake Ball and GiGi Dubois

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls…  And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS GIGI, common! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK…  Which [Read On!]

Those Are Some Bad Words

GiGi with General Mills King Vitamin

Give me an A Give me a Z Give me a P What does that spell…. NOTHING! But… It’s PROBABLY an abbreviation for a really long ingredient in the food you might be currently eating… Look the label… Am I right? Even if I am not, I know I am close! I was given the opportunity to see a pre-screening of the new Jason Bateman movie, BAD WORDS… A movie about a 40-year old who takes on some pretty BRILLIANT 8th [Read On!]