He’s ALL That, Shrimp Scampi With Freddie Prinze Jr.

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I’ve told you this before and I know you’ve seen it first hand in my videos, but I am going to reiterate it once again… My mind wanders off ALL… THE… TIME… It loves to just stroll away like an angry toddler from his/her parents. Thankfully no amber alerts ever need to be called for my brain, cause I have purchased a leash for it.  A few examples of my brain acting like a bit of a vagabond, though… When I [Read On!]

Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!

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I’d be lying if I told all of you that… I AM SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA in social situations… Or just in general. And we all know that I would NEVER lie to any of you (in fact, I am a little TOO blunt at times)… So truthfully, I am about as smooth as the surface of the moon… When it comes to… Um, yeah, dealing with this thing called life. People who have met me, seen my YouTube videos, follow [Read On!]

I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

Best Home Cook GiGi Dubois

Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

Paleo Turkey Stuffed Avocados

Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE!  I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need, and mark down which aisle each item is in, so you can get in and get out faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 M dash? [Read On!]

Can Your Other Recipe For This One

No Mayo Tuna Salad

While gloppy, (typically) soybean oil-filled, “naturally” flavored, “real” mayonnaise might turn YOUR taste buds on… It certainly does NOT rev my mouth’s “engine”… AT ALL. In fact, I think my mouth would rather be sewn shut than force fed that thick, white, creamy condiment. That’s definitely saying something… Considering closing my mouth is harder than making a four-course dinner while skydiving. Since mayonnaise tends to be a staple in pretty much all summer salads though, you may now think that I [Read On!]

THIS RECIPE WILL SHUT UP ALL POLITICAL RANTS

Mezze Cake

This may come as a huge shock to all of you but… Facebook is more than just a place for political rants and where people post about how their baby “cutely” JUST took the first ever documented monstrous shit. Unless Hilary Clinton decides she’s leaving Bill because she can no longer keep it a secret that she swoons over Donald Trump’s hair piece… And that ohhhh soooo cute shit slinger has a monkey-like tail… I am going to scroll on by, or… UNFOLLOW. [Read On!]

Chinese Take Out, Made In

Chinese Take-Out, Made In

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably promiscuous strappy body suit, am I right?). When your wife still goes for pedicures and manicures with the girls even though you gifted her with [Read On!]

Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

Making Meatzas With Molly Sims

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So you think supermodels don’t eat. HOWEVER…  That FORK is WORKING IT into Kate Moss‘s mouth! Tyra Banks is MAKING LOVE to the Twinkie… Alessandra Ambrosio is “tearing the sheet” out of those fries and steak! The Food Pervert and I… Auditioning for the next Carl’s Jr ad? Clearly… Supermodels eat. Wait… You didn’t know Pervy and I are supermodels? Were you born yesterday?  Tee He He. Welp… I guess if you were… Then I am going to have to introduce you [Read On!]

You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!

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If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]